Monday, January 9, 2012

So funny



Gotta love Ellen Degeneres for her amazing insight.

"The key to life is balance. Think of a seesaw. On one side is Give, the other side is Take. If you just give and give and give, you've got nothing left. You're empty. Which means you don't weigh anything because empty equals weightless; so Take is just sitting on the ground bored out of its mind saying, "I'm bored, I can't take any more of this," which is a pretty strong statement since that's what Take's job is. It is to take. And if Take can't take anymore, then well, I think you see my point.

And same goes for taking too much. If you keep taking and taking and taking, you get loaded down. Taking equals heavy. So Give is stranded way up in the air saying, "Hey, I'm way up in the air." And then Take is like, "So?" And Give is like, "I hate you. All you do is take." And Take is like, "You're the stupid poopoohead for giving all the time." And Take gets off the seesaw to leave and Give goes crashing to the ground and then Take feels bad and rushes over to see if Give is okay and they hug and start crying and both apologize for being so selfish. So you see, it needs to be balanced.

also

Start thinking positively. You will notice a difference. Instead of "I think I'm a loser," try "I definitely am a loser." Stop being wishy-washy about things! How much more of a loser can you be if you don't even know you are one? Either you are a loser or you are not. Which is it, stupid?

The Funny Thing Is - Ellen Degeneres.
If you haven't read this book yet, you probably should.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

It's funny how everything you hear just seems to fit somehow


I'm being dragged down
Down by the hand
The hand of a golden giant man

He's crushing my knuckles and splitting my skin
He says he'll let go if only I ask it of him

He says girl it's your call
You wanna fly
You wanna fall

So I shout I wanna get away from you as fast as I can
I tell my feet to move it
I hope they have a plan

These little black sandals are walking me away
These little black sandals are heading the right way
These little black sandals are walking me away
These little black sandals saved my life today

So now I'm free
Free from the big bad giant who was stalking me
Thank you feet for guiding me
I'm glad somehow I've got brains down there at least

Sometimes I'm tempted
Sometimes I am
I would be lying if I said I didn't miss that giant man
Oh he was the line between pleasure and pain
but me and the feet have some years to reclaim

-Sia